Alright, so hilarious story. As you know, I'm a costume designer for this play that opens Friday night, so all week we've been doing dress rehearsals. Our lead actor makes me smile. He looks like a young version of Matthew Mcconaughey in all honesty. I'm actually cracking up right now trying to type this out because It's just so fucking hilarious to me.

Alright, so I'll set it up.

Dress rehearsal is over, we're all packing up to leave. I go upstairs to take up the laundry and decide to take the elevator back down to go to my car. I'm waiting in front of the elevator, and when it dings to signal it has arrived, the door opens and he's standing there. He hesitates getting out of the elevator and he stares at me. His mouth opens and closes a few times, he re adjusts the load of objects he's carrying, but he doesn't look away. It was like an awkward impromptu staring contest and I'm thinking..."Uh...." absolutely nothing. So I say "Hi?" and he just looks like a deer in headlights for a moment. He finally blurts out...

"Uh, I just farted in here........um....I just thought you should know....I thought I was the last one here."

"Alright, I'll just take the stairs then," I said before we both broke out into hysterics.

Probably not as funny written, but I'm literally in tears right now just thinking about it.

In other weirdness, if you take a look at the icon above that is labeled 'obsessed' The Orange smilie is me, and the Purple is the same guy I just talked about.

We're in a dark tunnel behind the stage and I call to him to ask him a question about his costume and all the sudden he like throws me against the wall and I felt like I was being molested but I just continued to ask him the question like nothing was awkward about being pinned to a cold concrete wall...and he answers it like he's not pinning me to a concrete wall and then we just went about our business like nothing out of the ordinary just happened.

I really just, I don't know what I really just. I just....just. No words really. Weird. I suppose that's a word....and it kinda fits. Weird. Not complaining. Just a little weird.