So, I'm at the costume shop sewing and what not last night and I hear the radio announcer say something about Rapper 50 cent launching a skin care product. Proof that it is indeed true: [link]

Saying I bust a gut and did a saliva spit take is an understatement. I instantly pictured the infomercial/HSN spot for this new product.

50 cent: Hey ya'll. You ain't gunna believe dis. Dis is muh new product, GSR. Das right. Gun shot remover.

Here's how it works.

YO' BRING DAT MOFO OUT HERE!

(enter tied up shirtless man)

Watch and learn my friends

(50 empties clip on the guy)

Now watch dis. You only need a dab on dis hurr cloth dat comes wit da product. Rub it in circular motions ovah da wounds. See dat, da holes just start to disappear. Now, use da buff cloth to get it nice and smooth and DAMN, look at that. That shit be gone! Coroner is gunna get this chump and not know how da hell he died.

But wait, dares mo'! BRING DAT OTHA MOFO OUT HERE!

(enter next victim, 50 pulls a knife and starts stabbing the guy)

Works on stab wounds too....


I basically went on for about 20 minutes doing the commercial for the people with me in the shop and they were a great interactive audience, adding things like "Would you do this to YOUR best friend?" *beats with a crow bar* "But look, he looks like NEW" making fun of all those scratch remover commercials.

All in all...this was good stuff. Had to get it down, lol.